An Ode to Lamb
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Title
An Ode to Lamb
Description
Hind quarters of the type of innocence,
Whether with peas and mint I must dispense
Or go the twain, blaspheming the expense.
And thus enjoy thee in the fullest sense,
Rear section of young mutton—tender food—
Just in the dawn of grass-fed juicy-hood—
Bainties like these should not be served up nude,
But graced with all the trimmings understood,
Then boil the peas, the fragrant mint prepare,
Be thou, prime joint, not overdone, nor rare;
Concoct the gravy with exceeding care—
When all is ready, serve: I shall be there—
Incipient sheep's meat, when on thee I dine,
Hot be the plate, and icy cold the wine;
Three slices midway of the leg be mine—
Then put the rest away. for very fine
Whether with peas and mint I must dispense
Or go the twain, blaspheming the expense.
And thus enjoy thee in the fullest sense,
That is the question.
Rear section of young mutton—tender food—
Just in the dawn of grass-fed juicy-hood—
Bainties like these should not be served up nude,
But graced with all the trimmings understood,
To help digestion
Then boil the peas, the fragrant mint prepare,
Be thou, prime joint, not overdone, nor rare;
Concoct the gravy with exceeding care—
When all is ready, serve: I shall be there—
I always am!
Incipient sheep's meat, when on thee I dine,
Hot be the plate, and icy cold the wine;
Three slices midway of the leg be mine—
Then put the rest away. for very fine
Is cold roast lamb!
Creator
Unattributed
Source
1:20, p. 1
Date
12.3.1859
Collection
Citation
Unattributed, “An Ode to Lamb,” Periodical Poets, accessed September 19, 2024, https://periodicalpoets.com/items/show/606.
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